Kill this fox!!! Kill any fox!!!! Kill all foxes!!!
Written by David Whiteduckrabbit doesn’t like foxes, for obvious reasons. We manage to confuse them, but not for long. You can’t see it in the picture of us, but we’ve only got one wing and half a leg.
This image has just been released by Scotland Yard. Really.
It may not be the one that chomped on the babies, but it might be. If you see it, kill it.
It is quite hard to tell which fox, amongst foxes, it is. Therefore you MUST KILL ALL FOXES. Before they kill you.
I might hire that Met snapper. He’s handy.
Discussion (3 Comments)
David I thought we agreed that we’d tell everyone that we lost the leg and wing as hardcore conflict photogs?
You blew our story.
Merde.
sorry.
damn.
Should probably wipe out their habitat too just to be extra safe… oh