Was having a chat with my lad today..he’s eight. He said they’ve been learning about drugs at school. All good. I asked him what drugs he had learned about:
“Cocaine” he said.
Blimey, thought I, but fair enough.
Anything else? I asked..
“Calpol” came the reply.
It’s those blinkin’ three year olds in nursery that are pushing it…I’m sure of it 
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I actually had to check it out… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calpol
Good stuff!