duck has just received this:
“First, allow me to introduce myself. I am the aggrieved wife of Mr Bunclark, whose sensitively shot photographs of the private members room at our local fertility clinic have been so cruelly attacked on these pages.
Melvin made the decision to share these pictures after a great deal of thought and discussion with me. We felt it was information that needed to be shared with the general public. We certainly did not expect to come under this sort of vicious assault by people too fat and lazy and arrogant to go and take REAL pictures themselves. Melvin, I might add, is an internationally acclaimed award winning photojournalist, and he has the chequered neckscarf to prove it. He has documented issues as diverse as ‘Norfolk’s best seaside cafe’ , ‘Weston Super Mare’s Hottest Granny pageant’, and, of course, there is his famous work on the various parts of the world with wonky horizons. His camera is very big, probably bigger than yours.
Duckrabbit, whoever you are, hiding behind your computer screens and laughing into your beards about others, I hope your mothers are proud of you.
Without Kind Regards,
Mrs Bunclark”
No offence meant Mrs.B.
Apologies.
Good luck with the baba.
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